Jim Survives Oil Depot Explosion

Hemel Oil DepotWhen I say “survives”, what I actually mean is “sleeps through”. I’m sure that you’re well aware of the large explosion at the oil depot in Hemel Hempstead yesterday, located about 7 miles South-East of where I live.

My mother, the light sleeper of the family, thought the roof of our house was caving in, and my father was most certainly woken up by the sound of the explosion, audible in Holland and Northern France, as would Wikinews have me believe. I, however, slept through the blast which apparently could be felt up to 40 miles away.

I think that just goes to show how heavily I sleep, how much of an affect alcohol has on me, and how shagged out I was thanks to Caley.

One Response to “Jim Survives Oil Depot Explosion”

  1. Myk Says:

    BANG!

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